I was going to start this post with a supremely awesome blinking scrolling chartreuse-on-black "Miss Kitty Special Report: Spoilertastic Transformers 2 Sneke Preview!" banner, but I've been informed that such a thing won't fly on LJ. At first, I thought it was some new kind of rule, but as it turns out, I can't entirely blame LJ for it. As it turns out, Amnesty International, Doctors Without Borders, and the UN Commission on Human Rights have jointly issued guidelines that specifically forbid this kind of thing. They were originally aimed at MySpace, but they were written in such a way that people at LJ are expected to comply with them, too. I'm not sure what enforcement of this policy is like. Can I expect a group from DWB to show up at my door? If so, I'll probably have to get them to say hi to each other and sneak away during the inevitable "Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor...." happens. You might want to check on these policies out the next time you have a big announcement. Anyhow, the supremely awesome blinking scrolling chartreuse-on-black "Miss Kitty Special Report: Spoilertastic Transformers II Sneaque Preview!" banner and the Miss Kitty Special Report: Spoilertastic Transformers II: Electric Boogaloo Sneac Preview" sneq preview report are all behind ( this UN-sanctioned cut. )

Everything else is behind ( this other cut. )