I'm watching episodes of Bullwinkle and Rocky right now. What can I say? Wow. That's good stuff. The lines are quick and witty. They never resort to low puns, stereotropes, or crude humor. It makes me wish that I could be funny. I mean, I guess I can tell some good jokes, but I'm not that funny.

So Sammo Hung, Jet Li, and Zhang Ziyi walk into a bar. They didn't let Chuck Norris in, because he's short and looks like a kid, since he shaved that day.

See? I mean, it'll certainly give you a chuckle, but it's not high art. Oh, well. I guess my talent for investing jounalist will have to be enough. Still, if you have any humor tips, let me know. I'd like to be more fun at parties.