So the Bodhisattva Anointed by Dark Water and Lover Clad in the Raiment of Tears walked into a bar. Mask of Winters ducked, because he read the first half of the joke. Unfortunately, he thought it was the other kind of "walked into a bar" joke, since he didn't read the punchline, which is "So Lover Clad in the Raiment of Tears says, 'No wonder! Look at the prices you charge!'"

I'm watching episodes of Bullwinkle and Rocky right now. What can I say? Wow. That's good stuff. The lines are quick and witty. They never resort to low puns, stereotropes, or crude humor. It makes me wish that I could be funny. I mean, I guess I can tell some good jokes, but I'm not that funny.

So Sammo Hung, Jet Li, and Zhang Ziyi walk into a bar. They didn't let Chuck Norris in, because he's short and looks like a kid, since he shaved that day.

See? I mean, it'll certainly give you a chuckle, but it's not high art. Oh, well. I guess my talent for investing jounalist will have to be enough. Still, if you have any humor tips, let me know. I'd like to be more fun at parties.