One of the memoids going around asks you to think of ten famous people (real or fictional) that you'd like to do naughty things with. I've been tagged, so here's my list.

• Satchel Pooch and Yao Ming: We'd go to a buffet, take more than we want, and not eat all we take!
  
• Mark Hamill: We'd go to every local showing of Revenge of the Sith and spoil the movie by telling everybody that Vader is Luke's father.
  
• Donald Trump: We could use the new eminem domain powers to build 7-11s where Supreme Court justices have their houses.
  
• unkyrich: We could go to the next RPG convention together. I'll sit there looking all pitiful with a sign that says, "poor little lost cat -- will dance for tuna." While they're pitying me and giving me tuna, unkyrich will slip a bar of soap and a stick of deodorant into their back pockets.
  
• Mr. T: We'd sneak into some final exam and, in the middle of the test, stand up and shout "I pity the fool who tries to solve number 7!"
  
• Stephen Hawking: We could string together thousands of those AOL CDs, and "TP" Steve Case's house.
  
• The cast and crew of America's Test Kitchen: We'd put together an episode on citrus - grapefruit breakfasts, orange beef, lemon chicken, lime pie, and other crazy stuff. Then we'll see if anybody actually cooks with it. Suckers.
  
• Stephen Maturin: We could both sneak into Napoleon's house and eat up all of his unagi. He'd come home that evening all, "Man am I tired. Waging war really makes me hungry. Thank goodness I'm able to use my massive military to get unagi from Japan. It's so relaxing to eat." He'll sit down to dinner, find out that the best they have left is pheasant, and go "Dangit! Dangit! Dangit!" Heh heh heh. Napoleon's such a punk.
  
• Genji: We could mix up his wardrobe so it's all seasonally incorrect. Then we just sit out on the street where everybody could see us and watch their Heian heads explode. Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *snort* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Now I need to tag five other people: wintersweet, jenniferward, unkyrich, padilius_rex, and chronofrog.

You're a smart human!


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See? Everybody says I'm stupid, but I've always known that I'm inteligent. I'm so excited that I could faint.